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Can you help Lou Bega reconnect with his ladies?!

Lou Bega is trying to get the band back together for one last reunion tour. But first, he has to remember what he wants a little bit of from each of his ladies. Can you help Lou out? Connect the lady to the lyric and picture reply your answer. No cheating! 

[Answer here.]

One boy, two cups.

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I met with my financial advisor today to go over my retirement status and it’s pretty depressing and I know I’m probably in a better position than a lot of other people.

I’m 36 and to retire on $40,000/yr I will need to invest around $15,000-20,000/yr starting now. This assumes the Canadian Pension Plan still exists when I retire and that I make a return on my investments of around 6-7%/year which has never happened for me.

WHERE THE FUCK AM I GONNA FIND THAT KIND OF MONEY!?

No, wait, it can’t be that bad.

WHAT THE FUCK MAN?! FUCKING MONEY DOESN’T FUCKING GROW ON FUCKING TREES! FUCK! FUCK FUCK! GOD DAMN FUCK! MOTHERFUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!

(via highexpectationsasianfather)

For dinner I had pickles, homemade ice cream and microwave popcorn. DAMN I must be pregnant!

Yes I am! 

One year ago I bought my car and I expect that in 2 months time that I will have paid it off which is entirely unexpected as I had planned to take 4 years to do it. A friend pointed out that my payment rate was around $1,000/month and after a little math it’s actually way more than that which is what I’m really proud of (that I was able to put aside this much money for it):

Paid: $23,600 (with taxes)
Paid off: $7300 (sale of my Mazda)
Paid: $2000 (new rims)
Paid: $1000 (upgraded brakes)
Paid: $700 (lowered)

Total: $20,000

If all goes well I’ll have paid off my car at a rate of about $1430/mo! 

WOOT!

Hey little fella!